Sunday, January 12, 2014

Them Thigh Gaps

Remember when all the tumblr girls wanted were thigh gaps.  I thought it was the stupidest fad ever.  I myself am a short skinny girl weighing 110 and even I don’t have a thigh gap.  The fad was even funnier when I read that if you have a thigh gap you have a wide set vagina. You know what you can do with a wide set vagina…have sex with two guys in one… Seriously girls love your body because someone out there is wishing they had your body.  If you are really displeased by your body image then go work out, or go gain weight, or go eat healthier, or go eat a bag of chips.  Don’t make small things bigger than they are because when you do that, you then lose the sight of what is really important.  Like, pizza, friends, family, boys, and living in general.  I am hungry now, peace out its pizza time!

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

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