Mother Nature

So there is this problem with a trick I see every month for five days involuntarily.  Her name is Mother Nature.  She likes to bring me what she calls “gifts” and I call “BS”.  Her gift results in my bleeding vagina for a week. This is the most unpleasant gift anyone has ever given me. This trick don’t know I got skills to make the gift less of an assk hole towards me. Mother Nature don’t know that I got tea, midol, and tampons. Girls are usually so afraid of tampons. I used to be until tennis season came along with my period. I figured out how to use this mysterious injectable cotton stick thing. My life was simplified. I am not telling you to go out and get tampons. I am saying go to a doctor and see if it is necessary and if so you are lucky because you feel nothing with them cotton stick things. At first use I felt it all the time, up there doing its thing and such, but after a couple of months of bs presents I never felt that little cotton stick thing up there. I knew it was there, but I never felt its presence. I also found some positions for those pains you get in the stomach that Mother Nature calls “cramps”. Hope this helps to kick that trick up where the sun don’t shine.

Sincerely,

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