Today and Boobs

So today in school, I was in a complete frustrated mood. I did not want to see anyone and then my friend tells me to talk about boobs in my next blog post, which totally made me laugh and it brightened my day because boobs is a funny subject. What do you say, they are round, squishy, it hurts when they are hit as much as when a guy is hit in his pee area. Guys don’t understand the struggles though. They say being hit in the testicles hurts more, but I can think of many times I wanted to cry from being hit in the boob. This one time on the bus, someone elbowed me in the boob and I almost died right then and there. Girls my advice for you today is, if you are ever in a pickle with a guy and he is using force, take your foot and go for the cheap shot. They never see it coming.

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Curly Hair

Raise your hands up if you have curly/coily hair.

Well then you are not alone. Can we just talk about the struggles you have being a curly girl, like when you get strange looks from strangers or when you have to use major amounts of conditioner.   Those are just a few struggles to start with. I found a video that can help get through the daily struggles of having curly/coily hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJP0hU04n2s

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Mother Nature

So there is this problem with a trick I see every month for five days involuntarily.  Her name is Mother Nature.  She likes to bring me what she calls “gifts” and I call “BS”.  Her gift results in my bleeding vagina for a week. This is the most unpleasant gift anyone has ever given me. This trick don’t know I got skills to make the gift less of an assk hole towards me. Mother Nature don’t know that I got tea, midol, and tampons. Girls are usually so afraid of tampons. I used to be until tennis season came along with my period. I figured out how to use this mysterious injectable cotton stick thing. My life was simplified. I am not telling you to go out and get tampons. I am saying go to a doctor and see if it is necessary and if so you are lucky because you feel nothing with them cotton stick things. At first use I felt it all the time, up there doing its thing and such, but after a couple of months of bs presents I never felt that little cotton stick thing up there. I knew it was there, but I never felt its presence. I also found some positions for those pains you get in the stomach that Mother Nature calls “cramps”. Hope this helps to kick that trick up where the sun don’t shine.

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Them Thigh Gaps

Remember when all the tumblr girls wanted were thigh gaps.  I thought it was the stupidest fad ever.  I myself am a short skinny girl weighing 110 and even I don’t have a thigh gap.  The fad was even funnier when I read that if you have a thigh gap you have a wide set vagina. You know what you can do with a wide set vagina…have sex with two guys in one… Seriously girls love your body because someone out there is wishing they had your body.  If you are really displeased by your body image then go work out, or go gain weight, or go eat healthier, or go eat a bag of chips.  Don’t make small things bigger than they are because when you do that, you then lose the sight of what is really important.  Like, pizza, friends, family, boys, and living in general.  I am hungry now, peace out its pizza time!

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Mixed Signals

So I like this boy. I won't say names, but let us call him J. I remember seeing him at my new school, on the first day, in my music class. I was checking this other dude out (you know what I'm saying ;) and then J walked in and I was instantly awe stricken. He isn't very tall (around 5'10"), medium brown hair, thin, and amaze-ballz hair. Come to think of it a lot of boys at the school had nice hair. I soon later on in the school year become friends with him and find out he is a complete weirdo like moi. I recently, before the winter holidays, tried to bring the flirt on and it seemed as if he was flirting back. This blog is titled true predictions for a reason. No, not because its funny to say I was reading TP, but because I believe the human instinct can tell us what is going to happen. Just like a bird may fly away and seek shelter from a storm, the human can possibly tell who likes them after first meeting that person. Although I don't technically know whether this J guy likes me or not. Anyway, after the winter break I wanted to ask for a hug so the first friday back from break I asked him for a hug. Keep in mind I have never in my life been rejected a hug before. I mean I am perfection, who could turn all of this down. I built up all this courage to ask for a hug and when I ask he said no! Like wtf it's a hug why would someone say no. This was a very odd thing to experience because I thought the flirting was going well. People have even noticed and have confronted me telling me to ask him to my junior prom (he is a sophomore). I have had many experiences where I can tell whether someone likes me or not and in this occasion I could tell he liked me as more than a friend (or so I thought) because he was always demanding of my attention, he stared at me on multiple occasions, and one of his close friends thought he liked me. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. So having him say no to a hug from me was strange. In this situation, I realized I have to not chase him, but have him chase me. In the end a hug means nothing. In order to test his liking towards me I am going to almost ignore him. I will show no interest and laugh less at his jokes. Not play hard to get, but do as he does and play mixed signals. If you are in a situation where a guy you like is playing mixed signals, try to distant yourself from him a little. Back in the days, the guy would have to chase the woman, so it is in their nature to find their woman. If while you're distancing yourself from him and he is not trying to buy your attention he most likely doesn't like you. Don't be discouraged, there are many more guys out there in the world.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!

New to Blogging!

Hello Strangers,

I created this blog to post my life occurrences.  I have been through much and will experience more, but I wanted to help out young girls who can't seem to catch a drift in this harsh cruel world filled with demon boys, annoying assk parents, and classmates you couldn't give a…for. I don't like cussing but I use substitutes unless necessary.  This blog spot is doolallylife. Which is doolally and life put together, duh. Doolally is an odd word that I looked up when I was bored and it stuck.  The word also begins with my favorite letter, D, then my next favorite letter, Q, which isn't in the word, doolally.  I just thought I should mention it. Moving on, I am getting off track, the definition of doolally is a person who is insane, irrational, or crazy.  I am not the most perfect writer, I am a doolally at heart, and if you have a problem with that I don't care.  Every one is entitled to an opinion, but not everyone needs to voice their opinions.  In this blog, I wish to inform all girls of my life experiences and then explain what I learned from it and how I can relate that learned experience to other things in life and help YOU with YOUR life.  Whoever you are.  I decided to make this blog also because a lot of people find my life amusing, I don't know why.  In the future I hope to get other girls stories somehow and tell them to the world or give advice on what one should do.  I doubt this blog will get big and make it popular in this world we call earth.  So I guess enjoy your experience, have a laugh, and benefit from it you losers on the internet (like me).

Sincerely,
True Prediction!