A Rant About My Name

Now can I just explain to you how simple my name is.  There are seven letters, but there are no tricks

(for example la-a, ladasha).  My name is straight to the point and does not have much variety, yet so

many people still manage to pronounce my name wrong.  I can understand misspelling my name, but

don't add extra vowels to my name when you say it.  I would tell you my name, but that is not the

point of this post.  I suggest to anyone with illiterate qualities to pick up a book that has been

translated from another language and figure out the foreign names, then come back to my name and

realize it's simple.  I can tell you that all the seniors at my school no longer know my proper name

because they heard someone mispronounce it at an important event.  If I was patient I would correct

all of them, but I'm not patient so whatever. Just know seniors I laugh at you every time you say my

name wrong.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!

Updates

So remember back when this blog was a fetus and I told the world of my crush on J.  Wellllll I am

about to update you guys.  Recently I found out that he knows that I like him, which doesn't faze me.

What fazes me is that now a lot more people know which I did not plan on happening.  That is what I

get for making a blogpost about it, but whatevs no hard feelings.  I wasn't exactly hiding the fact, but

now I fear he will get all cocky and start annoying me about it.  He is not the only guy I have an

interest for.  I have options. Although:

My lesson for my girls today is evaluate before you commit.

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Ode to My Heated Blanket

I just wanted to show my appreciation for my heated blanket on these cold winter nights

Ode to my heated blanket

You help me sleep so that I can get

Good grades and you're so warm

Even on those nights when there is a storm

Oh heated blanket how do I love thee

You're better than a block of cheese

You never let me down

Even when I turn around

You'll still lay on me

And not ditch me

Like my comforter on the floor

You'll still be with me even when I walk through my door to go to college

This shows how bad I am at writing poems. If you cannot produce good poetry don't publish it like I am doing. 

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Racism

Today in school I went to my locker to refresh from lunch as I normally do, and these senior boys and one 

junior boy are gathered around on the other side of the hallway. Mind you that they did not notice my presence. 

So I over hear one of the senior boys say black is my favorite color and the junior boy says, "Why, black isn't a 

color," and the other guys go on about how they liked or dislike black and then that same junior boy said, "black is 

a disease." Like wtf. I then turn around with my mouth hung open in shock at the racism and disrespect and the 

one senior guy that said black was his favorite color laughed in embarrassment then looked at the junior guy. I 

was so pissed I almost jumped him but looked away with my mouth still open. I've never wanted to punch 

someone and cry at the same time before. Girls don't do as I did. If you ever experience racism fight it and say 

something. This is not tolerable.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!

Shaving Legs

I hate shaving my legs with a passion.  I know I am not the only girl out there.  I love the results though.  Smooth and sexy legs are fun to touch and all, but the process it takes to get there is gruesome.  I can’t express how good it feels to rub my legs together after they have been shaved.  Although stubby hair on my legs is like walking through tall grass, it’s itchy and you can’t rub your legs together without feeling annoyed.  I mean who would want to touch nasty scratchy hairy legs?  No one that's who!  I still manage to not want to shave my legs. I was on twitter one night and I found this chart that I now abide by:

I hope this helps decide whether or not to shave. 

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Sex and Love

Nowadays there are many girls having sex at a young age.  Having a large body part shoved up my much smaller body hole sounds extremely painful.  These young girls say that they are in love and what not.  I personally do not believe love exists at that level at such a young age.  If you think about it a lot of guys are still growing and you’re only dealing with their almost grown version of them (which is also the stupid boy version).  Look at all those hot celebrities that were ugly as a teen and are now in their 20’s looking hot as heck.  I have a friend who has been dating this dude off and on for the past three months and she says that she is in love, which makes no sense.  I’ve known plenty of people for three months and I still don’t actually know them (and they definitely don't know me).  All I am trying to say ladies is think before your heart is broken.  Your virginity is all you’ve got to cherish with the one you love (and memories of course).

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Being Single

Being single can be one of the best things or one of the worst things.  It's kind of like pouring cereal

and then finding out you have no milk.  Being an average teen, (you know the one who stays on the

computer, has no social life, and has been single for ages) I have been single while all my friends have

themselves a boyfriend or go on dates. What is it like TO BE LOVEEEED!  I want to know about

kissing and cuddling and all that jazz.  SOMEONE LOVE MEEEE!  There are perks of being single,

such as being able to flirt with any other single guy and not having responsibilities, but after a while it

gets boring. I am not desperate or anything. I am just searching for the right guy and hoping that he

comes to me soon. CAN ANYBODY FIND ME SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOVE!  So yea, I am just

patiently waiting…yea.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!

White Boys

Ahhh the white boy. I am a black female who likes ALL races, but the white male race is particularly

different. Not different in a bad way or in an insulting way, but different in the sense that they are kinda

clueless about black females. I have come across so many guys that say they are interested in black

girls, but never do anything about it. I have also come across the type of white guy that finds black girls

attractive, but says they would never date one. I personally think, "why would someone limit their love

by race." I can understand having a preference, but completely cutting out a certain race is ridiculous.

At least try it first. People are like apples. You have your red, yellow, and green apples. You can't say,

"oh i don't like green apples" if you have never tried it before. And even if the apples are all different

colored doesn't make them any less of an apple. My lesson here is that people are apples (I am one of

those sexy red apples that are picture perfect, if I do say so myself). You are an apple. Embrace it and

love it.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!

New Years Resolution

I made my new years resolution, like I do every year, like all the other people in this world. It was the same resolution as last year except last year I did not fulfill my resolution. This year so far I am fulfilling my resolution: to get better grades and work harder in school (and hopefully get a boyfriend, which probably won’t happen). A girl can dream. I once was talking to this guy friend of mine and I told him that girls want their dreams to become a reality all the time and he told me, “all girls do is dream.” This made me realize that I do make a lot of dreams and never see them through. So I am now challenging myself to make my dreams a reality. I will get better grades this year. I will work harder in everything I do. I will hopefully get a boyfriend. I’m not really sure if that is possible for me to make happen, but ill give it a shot or lose knowing that I tried. I am coming close and I can smell Valentines Day in the air a whole month early. Boys if you’re ready come and get it ;)

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Cocky Pricks

Nothing is more annoying than a guy who is overly confident. I am talking about someone who is so confident that they turn into a jerk and become disrespectful. I know this guy who seemed nice at first but then completely turned around after the first few months of knowing him. He isn’t the most attractive guy but I try not to judge. He has an ugly personality and he is always talking about who is hot at school and who is not. He also talks about how he wouldn’t date this girl or that girl because of their boob or butt size. I feel like he has no right saying who is hot or not looking the way he does and with the personality he has. Another kind of guy that is a cocky prick and I can’t stand, is the guy that gets tons of girls and acknowledges it yet stays single. Like he will judge this girl that likes him or this other girl that likes him. I just want to say, “Stop hating and go after the girl you like if you think you’re so hot and can get any girl you want.” So my advice to you today is don’t judge someone on their body type or facial features because the prettiest people can be ugly on the inside.

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Today and Boobs

So today in school, I was in a complete frustrated mood. I did not want to see anyone and then my friend tells me to talk about boobs in my next blog post, which totally made me laugh and it brightened my day because boobs is a funny subject. What do you say, they are round, squishy, it hurts when they are hit as much as when a guy is hit in his pee area. Guys don’t understand the struggles though. They say being hit in the testicles hurts more, but I can think of many times I wanted to cry from being hit in the boob. This one time on the bus, someone elbowed me in the boob and I almost died right then and there. Girls my advice for you today is, if you are ever in a pickle with a guy and he is using force, take your foot and go for the cheap shot. They never see it coming.

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Curly Hair

Raise your hands up if you have curly/coily hair.

Well then you are not alone. Can we just talk about the struggles you have being a curly girl, like when you get strange looks from strangers or when you have to use major amounts of conditioner.   Those are just a few struggles to start with. I found a video that can help get through the daily struggles of having curly/coily hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJP0hU04n2s

Sincerely,

True Predictions!