A Rant About My Name

Now can I just explain to you how simple my name is.  There are seven letters, but there are no tricks

(for example la-a, ladasha).  My name is straight to the point and does not have much variety, yet so

many people still manage to pronounce my name wrong.  I can understand misspelling my name, but

don't add extra vowels to my name when you say it.  I would tell you my name, but that is not the

point of this post.  I suggest to anyone with illiterate qualities to pick up a book that has been

translated from another language and figure out the foreign names, then come back to my name and

realize it's simple.  I can tell you that all the seniors at my school no longer know my proper name

because they heard someone mispronounce it at an important event.  If I was patient I would correct

all of them, but I'm not patient so whatever. Just know seniors I laugh at you every time you say my

name wrong.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!

Updates

So remember back when this blog was a fetus and I told the world of my crush on J.  Wellllll I am

about to update you guys.  Recently I found out that he knows that I like him, which doesn't faze me.

What fazes me is that now a lot more people know which I did not plan on happening.  That is what I

get for making a blogpost about it, but whatevs no hard feelings.  I wasn't exactly hiding the fact, but

now I fear he will get all cocky and start annoying me about it.  He is not the only guy I have an

interest for.  I have options. Although:

My lesson for my girls today is evaluate before you commit.

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Ode to My Heated Blanket

I just wanted to show my appreciation for my heated blanket on these cold winter nights

Ode to my heated blanket

You help me sleep so that I can get

Good grades and you're so warm

Even on those nights when there is a storm

Oh heated blanket how do I love thee

You're better than a block of cheese

You never let me down

Even when I turn around

You'll still lay on me

And not ditch me

Like my comforter on the floor

You'll still be with me even when I walk through my door to go to college

This shows how bad I am at writing poems. If you cannot produce good poetry don't publish it like I am doing. 

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Racism

Today in school I went to my locker to refresh from lunch as I normally do, and these senior boys and one 

junior boy are gathered around on the other side of the hallway. Mind you that they did not notice my presence. 

So I over hear one of the senior boys say black is my favorite color and the junior boy says, "Why, black isn't a 

color," and the other guys go on about how they liked or dislike black and then that same junior boy said, "black is 

a disease." Like wtf. I then turn around with my mouth hung open in shock at the racism and disrespect and the 

one senior guy that said black was his favorite color laughed in embarrassment then looked at the junior guy. I 

was so pissed I almost jumped him but looked away with my mouth still open. I've never wanted to punch 

someone and cry at the same time before. Girls don't do as I did. If you ever experience racism fight it and say 

something. This is not tolerable.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!

Shaving Legs

I hate shaving my legs with a passion.  I know I am not the only girl out there.  I love the results though.  Smooth and sexy legs are fun to touch and all, but the process it takes to get there is gruesome.  I can’t express how good it feels to rub my legs together after they have been shaved.  Although stubby hair on my legs is like walking through tall grass, it’s itchy and you can’t rub your legs together without feeling annoyed.  I mean who would want to touch nasty scratchy hairy legs?  No one that's who!  I still manage to not want to shave my legs. I was on twitter one night and I found this chart that I now abide by:

I hope this helps decide whether or not to shave. 

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Sex and Love

Nowadays there are many girls having sex at a young age.  Having a large body part shoved up my much smaller body hole sounds extremely painful.  These young girls say that they are in love and what not.  I personally do not believe love exists at that level at such a young age.  If you think about it a lot of guys are still growing and you’re only dealing with their almost grown version of them (which is also the stupid boy version).  Look at all those hot celebrities that were ugly as a teen and are now in their 20’s looking hot as heck.  I have a friend who has been dating this dude off and on for the past three months and she says that she is in love, which makes no sense.  I’ve known plenty of people for three months and I still don’t actually know them (and they definitely don't know me).  All I am trying to say ladies is think before your heart is broken.  Your virginity is all you’ve got to cherish with the one you love (and memories of course).

Sincerely,

True Predictions!

Being Single

Being single can be one of the best things or one of the worst things.  It's kind of like pouring cereal

and then finding out you have no milk.  Being an average teen, (you know the one who stays on the

computer, has no social life, and has been single for ages) I have been single while all my friends have

themselves a boyfriend or go on dates. What is it like TO BE LOVEEEED!  I want to know about

kissing and cuddling and all that jazz.  SOMEONE LOVE MEEEE!  There are perks of being single,

such as being able to flirt with any other single guy and not having responsibilities, but after a while it

gets boring. I am not desperate or anything. I am just searching for the right guy and hoping that he

comes to me soon. CAN ANYBODY FIND ME SOMEBODY TO LOOOOOVE!  So yea, I am just

patiently waiting…yea.

Sincerely,
True Predictions!